True Iowa fan...lived through Cummings, Lauterber, Alford and Fry, and can live until the Glory Days (sort of) return.

Jack Nicholson's stunt man.

Used to getting my heart ripped out, run over by Michigan and Ohio State, exploited by bozo coaches running the teams I love:

Iowa Hawkeyes Football
Iowa Hawkeyes Mens Basketball
Colorado Rockies Baseball
Denver Broncos Football

NBA is a waste of bling and glam

Only dentists should play hockey

Only dogs and male cats should play golf.

Why are there no wrestler ears in the Smithsonian?