I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Happy Thanksgiving, all! I have to go cook and entertain, etc.., so I won't be at the computer much today, eat well and be safe.
Oh, and I'm thankful Garrett Atkins and the Rockies are at least at the table even if it looks like there's a long way between them still.