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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes:

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold Schwarzenneger

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence

Erma Bombeck

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

Happy Thanksgiving, all! I have to go cook and entertain, etc.., so I won't be at the computer much today, eat well and be safe.

Oh, and I'm thankful Garrett Atkins and the Rockies are at least at the table even if it looks like there's a long way between them still.