So, as some of you have seen, last week Grant at McCovey Chronicles opened up a big old can of hate on the Rockies:
Alright Grant, apparently you've made your point. Your point which was pointless. That's like the girl who's head of the drama club hating the girl with braces who couldn't make the cut for Academic Decathlon. Really. Who does that? You should be focusing on the head cheerleader. She's the one who's making your life miserable. The Prom Queen, now there's somebody to hate. But laying the hate on Miss Third-string-goalie-on-the-field-hockey-team is not really helping your cause. And see, now you have to play Miss TSGOTFHT. Before, we were like, "Let's just play out the string, start building for next year," but now all the sudden we've got bulletin board material out of nowhere, and we're like, "Whoah. Where did that come from?"
We were just going to lose to you guys before, that's what the original plan was: lay over and play dead for our divisional foes in August and September. But I guess if you want a competitive series after all, we can accomodate you. I mean jeez, since you're giving us the motivation and all right there, it would be a shame to waste it. We might as well get up from the floor and take it out on you and your sad and sorry old team. Yep. Time to take out our Giant ass-whooping stick and do some pounding. Really. It's time.
See Grant, this is who you should be hating...