No stories this morning, so gather round the Festivus Pole:
Tinsel's so distracting. Also, an aluminum pole is very low maintenance, and it has a very high strength-to-weight ratio.
It's an all-day Festivus e-meal here at the Row. First up, the Airing of Grievances. Let's keep those grievances baseball-related. I'll start: the Red Sox. Their World Series victory is an affront to all Rockies fans.
We'll end the day with the Feats of Strength. Traditionally, I'm to challenge one guest to a wrestling match, but I'll accept any challenges. The holiday doesn't end until I'm pinned (and it's a good bet that any challenger here will be able to do it).
Oh, and a donation has been made in everyone's user name to the Human Fund. With the slogan of "Money for People," how could I not donate?