Do you know where Aaron Cook needs to be? He needs to be in "the grove of dependable pitching and winning starts." Which is apparently a grove you can only reach by helicopter or otherwise falling in, so maybe it's already too late for tonight. I mean, I've discovered that this grove exists only by happening on a cryptic message from mlb.com in its one paragraph preview of Saturday's game. So that's how that nut (fight on Barry, but not this week) beat us the last time:
Ooh, that's a lot more helpful than I thought it would be. Right on the front page of the search is a big yellow sign saying: START HERE. So I think I will, but I highly suggest that you don't, because that guy with the sign has a boatload of images on his front page to suck up your bandwidth with.
Alright, so I'll be off looking for more clues to the location of this mystery grove, and in the meantime, the Rockies should just keep Lowry and the Giants occupied with some impressive displays of heavy lumber. Good Luck.