At the end of May 2007, I compared the Rockies to two tanks. Eventually the Rockies became the former one in that post.
Right now the Rockies aren't even the latter tank in that post. They're more like this:
Yep, a plastic tank. It can't move unless you use your hand (and the Rockies only really move when Aaron Cook is on the mound).
You say Aaron Cook is on the mound today? Well, one step at a time. First they need to be an artillery piece:
After that they can move back to being an Abrams:
Did it once, can do it again.