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Rockies Anagrams

I saw this over at Gaslamp Ball and decided to do a list for the best anagrams for the Rockies extended 40 man roster and a couple of others.


Pitchers


Joe Beimel: Jibe Ole Me
Matt Belisle: Battle Slime, Beams Little, Battle Limes, Lime Battles
Rafael Betancourt: A Untraceable Fort, A Tabernacle To Fur, A Fatal Nub Erector
Taylor Buchholz: Oozy Thrall Chub
Jhoulys Chacin: Launch Icy Josh
Jose Contreras: Racoon Jesters, Arson Ejectors, A Coroner Jests
Aaron Cook: Racoon Oak
Manuel Corpas: Scapular Omen, Upscale Manor, Cola Superman, Larcenous Map
Matt Daley: Tad Tamely
Jorge De La Rosa: Goads Oral Jeer
Samuel Deduno: Unleaded Sumo, A Model Unused
Alan Embree: Abler Enema
Randy Flores: Frond Slayer, Yarn Folders
Joshua Fogg: Sofa Hog Jug
Jeff Francis: Fans Rec Jiff
Jason Hammel: Manholes Jam
Matt Herges: Get Hamster, Math Egrets, That Merges, Grams Teeth
Ubaldo Jimenez: Ideal Jumbo Zen, A Jumbo Deli Zen
Shane Lindsay: Dash Insanely, Island Hyenas, Inn Has Delays
Jason Marquis: Nor Quasi Jams
Franklin Morales: Rankles Informal, Llama Fork Sinner
Joel Peralta: Eat Rap Jello
Gregory Reynolds: Nerdy Oglers Orgy
Juan Rincon: Can Join Run
Esmil Rogers: Silo Mergers
Greg Smith: Triggers Oh My, Gym Goer Shirt
Huston Street: Hetero Stunts, Snout Tethers, Honest Truest, Shortest Tune

Catchers

Chris Iannetta: Hits Incarnate, Anthracite Sin, Ethnic Artisan, Stanch Inertia, Intact Hernias
Paul Phillips: Apish Lip Pull
Yorvit Torrealba: Lavatory Orbiter, Abortive Oral Try, Verbal Traitor Yo

Infielders

Garrett Atkins: Streaking Tart, Giant Star Trek
Clint Barmes: Cab Minstrel
Jason Giambi: Baa Jingoism
Hector Gomez: Tech Germ Zoo
Todd Helton: Tend To Hold
Mike McCoy: Cocky Mime
Chris Nelson: Loch Sinners
Omar Quintanilla: Antiquarian Moll, Tan Animal Liquor
Ian Stewart: Write Satan, Awaits Rent, Wet Tsarina, Waiter's Tan
Troy Tulowitzki: Ouzo Kitty Twirl

Outfielders

Dexter Fowler: Trowed Reflex
Carlos Gonzalez: Go Rascal Nozzle
Brad Hawpe: A Drab Phew
Matt Murton: Mutt Matron
Seth Smith: Them [Redacted], The Smiths
Ryan Spilborghs: Sporing Brashly
Eric Young: You Cringe

Others

Daniel O'Dowd: I Downloaded
Jim Tracy: My Jar Tic
Clint Hurdle: Chilled Runt

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