GO ROCKIES!!! DON'T GET BURIED!!!
OR IF YOU DO GET BURIED, SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF AND UNBURY YOURSELVES LIKE UMA THURMAN IN KILL BILL. THEN SEEK BLOODY VENGEANCE ON ALL WHO WRONGED YOU, STARTING WITH HAIRSTONS AND HEADLEYS AND ECKSTEINS AND THAT TREACHEROUS TORREALBA GUY.