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Yes, the Alan Johnson.
He may be an 8th starter at best but come on. I mean, this guy was rumored to be part of a Roy Halladay package a couple of years back! He's such a mystery man that SB Nation's photo of him doesn't show up. Chicago doesn't stand a chance. I'm just glad that I will be able to witness the glorious sight in person (plus, Ubaldo bobblehead!). The Cubs will counter with some schlub named Ryan Dempster. Poor guy.
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It would sure be swell if the Rockies avoided losing this series. Or something.