PLAY THE BLAME GAME HERE
Due to the first name of both of the starting pitchers, I'm just imagining (hoping?) that a lot of this takes place during the game.
Wild (in the case of the Rockies, at least) lineups after the jump...
Rockies:
1. Carlos Gonzalez (L) CF
2. Chris Nelson (R) 2B
3. Todd Helton (L) 1B
4. Troy Tulowitzki (R) SS
5. Ty Wigginton (R) 3B
6. Ryan Spilborghs (R) LF
7. Seth Smith (L) RF
8. Chris Iannetta (R) C
9. Clayton Mortensen (R) P
Padres:
1. Chris Denorfia (R) CF
2. Jason Bartlett (R) SS
3. Chase Headley (S) 3B
4. Ryan Ludwick (R) LF
5. Brad Hawpe (L) RF
6. Jorge Cantu (R) 1B
7. Alberto Gonzalez (R) 2B
8. Kyle Phillips (L) C
9. Clayton Richard (L) P