SAN DIEGO, CA - JUNE 6: Clayton Mortensen #59 of the Colorado Rockies pitches during the first inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres at Petco Park on June 6, 2011 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Denis Poroy/Getty Images)
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All things considered, Clayton Mortensen was marvelous. Let's hope he doesn't get Bum'd (or, as we're more familiar with, Hammel'd).