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Rockies crumbling, might as well be Kansas. Get swept (so far) by Braves.

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ATLANTA - JULY 6: Todd Helton #17 of the Colorado Rockies dives in to 3rd base on a double steal attempt against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field on July 6, 2011 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)
ATLANTA - JULY 6: Todd Helton #17 of the Colorado Rockies dives in to 3rd base on a double steal attempt against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field on July 6, 2011 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)
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So you know that thing they show on medical procedural dramas on the telly, that thing that goes beep beep beep and then when something's dead it goes all beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?

That thing? It's something like a monitor for a heart... I don't know what they call it. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PULL THE PLUG ON THIS ONE IN ROOM "COLORADO ROCKIES" BECAUSE IT'S BEEN KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT.

Also, the Rockies got swept (so far, doh, we play them tomorrow) by the Braves, losing 9-1 tonight, look nothing like a contending team, barely look like an MLB one, and could use a swift kick in the rear for flubbing this season so badly already.


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Oh, hey, that thing I was talking about, it also looks something like this:

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