Rockies crumbling, might as well be Kansas. Get swept (so far) by Braves.

So you know that thing they show on medical procedural dramas on the telly, that thing that goes beep beep beep and then when something's dead it goes all beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?

That thing? It's something like a monitor for a heart... I don't know what they call it. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PULL THE PLUG ON THIS ONE IN ROOM "COLORADO ROCKIES" BECAUSE IT'S BEEN KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT.

Also, the Rockies got swept (so far, doh, we play them tomorrow) by the Braves, losing 9-1 tonight, look nothing like a contending team, barely look like an MLB one, and could use a swift kick in the rear for flubbing this season so badly already.

Oh, hey, that thing I was talking about, it also looks something like this:

via www.fangraphs.com

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