Filed under: Tuesday Off Topic DumbandNerdy needs to grow a beard. By Andrew T. Fisher Dec 18, 2012, 7:18am MST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Tuesday Off Topic Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Tom Pennington End of story More From Purple Row Best of Purple Row: Either the numbers are lying or the game is rigged Best of Purple Row: The Hall of Fame as History Best of Purple Row: Keeping a Clean Scorecard: A Baseball Beancounter's Bible Yes, of course Matt Holliday touched home plate in Game 163