Filed under: Thursday Off-Topic By Chris Chrisman Oct 17, 2013, 2:16pm MDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Thursday Off-Topic Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email David Banks Please rank the following Elvises (Elvi? Elvae?) in terms of awesomeness: 1. Elvis Costello 2. Elvis Andrus 3. Elvis Presley 4. Elvis Dumervil 5. Elvis Grbac (Hint: I've already done it for you.) More From Purple Row From the Archive: Jenny Cavnar’s TV debut highlights need for more female voices in baseball Best of Purple Row: Either the numbers are lying or the game is rigged Best of Purple Row: The Hall of Fame as History Best of Purple Row: Keeping a Clean Scorecard: A Baseball Beancounter's Bible Yes, of course Matt Holliday touched home plate in Game 163