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Troy Tulowitzki, agent to meet today; What do you think they're talking about?

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Colorado Rockies star shortstop Troy Tulowitzki is scheduled to meet with his agent, Paul Cohen, today in the Los Angeles area. The two will probably talk about many things that players and their agents discuss, but the most notable topic of conversation will be whether to ask the Rockies for a trade, as reported by Joel Sherman of the New York Post.

The question is, how will Tulowitzki and his agent go about it? What's the plan? When do they unleash the request? And, perhaps most importantly, what are they going to eat for breakfast?

Let's lay out some scenarios. Leave your best ones in the comments. We'll update this post with some of the best answers.

And, don't forget the golden rule: HAVE FUN. Lord knows we need it.

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If I had to guess what Tulo will order

I’d say Eggs Benedict

like i would need to be paid to make me to stick things in butts

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Well, we for sure know he's not having stir-fry

because Tulo hates woks.

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What'll he eat for breakfast?

Whatever allows him to step away from the table, adjust his napkin, pick up his fork and swing it a couple of times, then tap the bread on the table to show he’s ready to be served.

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Tulo goes to a fancy joint

"I’ll have the Colorado Rockies"

/plate returns with world renowned bacon, the best eggs and sausage in a 200-mile radius, a moldy orange that used to be so awesome and it makes me sad just looking at it, and like six side dishes of god knows what.

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