30 Boston Red Sox: Destroying my dreams of 2007 when I was convinced the Colorado Rockies were going to cure cancer, stop Osama Bin Laden, fix the hole in the ozone and win the World Series
29 Atlanta Braves: We R Still Mad at Chipper Jones
28 LA Dodgers: Just cause Dodger's Stadium is old doesn't mean it's cool
27 Arizona Diamond Backs: Ugly uniforms
26 San Fransisco Giants: Dynasties are great but when they are in your division it's tough, and Tim Lincecum complains: http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/2010/09/25/giants-complaint-about-humidor-leads-mlb-to-step-in/4885/
25 Milwaukee Brewers: Cool old logo. Bad new one. Biggest tool in sports Ryan Braun.
24 Chicago Cubs: Losing for over 100 years doesn't make you cool. It means your poorly ran.
23 St Louis Cardinals: We get it, you all like baseball
22 LA Angels of Anaheim: Wasting Mike Trout
21 Houston Astros: Only memory I have of them is Pujols jacking that ball to the moon against Lidge
20 New York Yankees: Drops much lower when ever Ronan Tynan sings "God Bless America"
19 Philadelphia Phillies: Huston Street blew it in 2009
18 Washington Nationals: Enjoyed them more in Montreal
17 Minnesota Twins: Worst commercials in Baseball:
16 Baltimore Orioles: Camden Yards is amazing!
15 New York Mets: Pitching, Pitching, Pitching
14 Oakland A's: Terrible ball park, shows how running an organization well matters
13 San Diego Padres: 22 Innings at Petco was one of the best nights ever!
12 Miami Marlins: 2003 Team that took down the Yankees was a lot of fun.
11 Cincinnati Reds: Small park=Bombs.
10 Chicago White Sox: Team in the shadow of the other always seems to have interesting stories coming out of it
9 Cleveland Indians: Albert Belle crushing Fernando Vina in 1996 got me hooked:
8 Toronto Blue Jays: TULO
7 Detroit Tigers: I know a lot of Michigan people, kinda rubbed off. Plus Miguel Cabrera can hit.
6 Seattle Mariners: Beautiful city, so many great players who left.
5 Pittsburgh Pirates: Sweet lids over the years: http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/pit/history/uniforms_logos.jsp
4 Texas Rangers: Loved this team as a young guy (also had an ex-girlfriend who loved them)
3 Tampa Bay Rays: Team is fun to watch, well run, Trop is terrible but always want them to win
2 Kansas City Royals: My grandfather was from rural Kansas this was his team. Plus got them on the radio in way Eastern Colorado.
1 Colorado Rockies: I bleed Purple.