The totally spectacular list of teams that is 100% more right than yours!

Here is my uber-creative ranking of all MLB teams.

1. Rockies-duh

2. Cardinals- My dad likes them, so I do too.

3. Cubs- They dropped a spot after the annoying fans this year

4. Blue Jays- Tulo mostly, also Canada

5. Indians- Mainly from this year's playoffs, they seem cool

I don't have very strong feelings for for the rest but i went through the process of if Blank were playing blank who would I want to win. Make sense?

6. Orioles- They won't trade Kevin Gausmen to us

7. Mets- Counter to the Yankees

8. Nationals- Probably overpaid for Eaton

9. Astros- Space and stuff, thanks for lyles that went well

10. Diamondbacks- Grenke, he is the first thing that comes to mind

11. Reds- Cool stadium, get tired of hearing about Walt every time we play there

12. Pirates- They are nowhere near an ocean, How are they Pirates?

13. Rangers- Army

14. A's- Go Alphabets!

15. Twins- .....

16. Phillies- Don't care ether way

17. Rays- The Rookie was a cool movie, somewhat

18. Mariners- I always want to call them the Florida Mariners.

19. Padres- They are going to be the worst in baseball next year, and I don't like PetCo park

20. White Sox- They got a haul this offseason

21. Angels- Iannetta is about it

22. Braves- We can't beat these guys for some reason

23. Red sox- Yuck but yankee fans don't like them

These are the teams I definitely don't like.

24. Tigers- I really don't like them, or Detroit.

25. Brewers- Mostly Because The steroid issues with Braun.

26. Marlins- Why do they always beat us, basically a mirror of us and i don't like it.

27. Yankees- Same reasoning as the below Dodgers, I bet you can figure The reason out

28. Gints- Rude fans, Rivals, I hate their stadium and announcers. blah

29. Dodgers- Big spenders, trying to buy championships, yup you knew it

30. Royals- I live in southern Nebraska and I Hate Kansas. Kansas is the root of all evil. And yes I rooted for the gints to beat them in the series.

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).

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