FPF. Five predictions that will probably all be wrong

1. Jon Gray will win 18 games

2. Gerardo Parra will end up on the DL by mid-May and be traded by the trade by the end of June

3. Cargo won't hit over 245, be a part time player by mid-June, and will be DFA by the end of August

4. Ian Desmond will make the All Star team and be voted the NL comeback player of the year

5. Charlie Blackmon will be in the top 3 voting for MVP and re-sign with the Rockies for 3 years.

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